So you’re thinking about signing up for my email list but you’re concerned about spam?
I despise spam almost as much as I despise sock wedgies. So I thought I’d write a quick no-spam promise to you, potential Happenchance subscriber.
I promise I will never sell, rent, or share your email address with anyone…even evil ninjas holding a katana to my quivering throat.
By entering your email address, you’ll get only what you should: good, relevant content on a regular basis.
If you’re interested, I use Mailchimp, an email management service with solid privacy and authentication practices that fully comply with the CAN-SPAM act. When you sign up, you’ll get a confirmation link from them. This ensures that you actually want to be on the list and that everything’s on the up-and-up.
Additionally, I understand that many people have overflowing inboxes. Nobody wants to spend their time deleting or archiving pointless messages. So…
I promise to respect your time by only sending you content that is relevant, useful, or enlightening. No inbox floods from this guy.
Finally, if you decide you don’t want to hear from me anymore, then it’s pretty easy to unsubscribe. I’ll be sad, but I’ll eventually recover.
That covers it. In short, you’ll get no sleaze marketing, funny business, or other weird stuff from me. That’s my promise to you.